Existential Orange – Sweet Potato
$15.00
Sweet Potato is an orange experiencing an existential crisis.
Things he’s currently upset about:
1. Do oranges have jobs? Does he have to get one?
2. What type of job does an orange do?
3. What if his singular leaf falls off? What then?
4. If America heads totally off the rails in the next 3-5 years as is headed that way, can he move successfully to New Zealand? Do they import oranges? Do they eat oranges? Is he safe in New Zealand?
Name: Sweet Potato
Size: Approximately 5″ square-ish
Doll Materials: Scrap fleece, scrap felt, thread
Stuffed with: Cotton
Care Instructions: Do not machine wash. Spot clean when necessary by hand washing only and allowing to air dry.
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